7 Methods of Procrastination

If you're not aware, I'm the queen of procrastination. I like to claim that it is only because I do my

best work at the last minute, but, honest to blog, I am just really lazy and like to put-off doing things so I  become too overwhelmed with things that suck. So, despite my humongous load of things to do just sitting in front of me waiting for me to throw it a bone, I decided to take some time to give some helpful suggestions on how to better your procrastination experience. After all, if you're going to procrastinate, you might as well do it with oomph rather than pffft. 

1. You know that band that you liked back when you were 15 and put lots of their music on your iTunes and haven't really touched any of it since you realized the lead singer looked like a horse? Metro Station, anyone? Mitchel Musso? Whoever it was, I think it is time for you to become reacquainted with your love for them. Turn up the tunes, go on their website to see if they've done anything of the slightest importance since you pushed them out of your mind and into a great black pit of high school embarrassment, and don't forget to tell all your Twitter and FaceBook friends what you're doing so they can join in on the fun. 

2. Watch all 6 seasons of LOST and do nothing else. Trust me, it will give your life so much meaning and deepness and you may learn a little bit of Korean and Latin in the process. Plus, you'll finally understand all the hype that surrounded the TV show back when it was on the air. Potentially, this could suck up a week or two of your life. 

3. Have a marathon of all the sappy Nicholas Sparks movies. From A Walk to Remember (with its amazing soundtrack that consists of basically only Switchfoot) to Safe Haven, take your emotions on a fun ride. Don't forget to grab some tissues and a pint of B&J's for added sappiness. 

4. Have a million hours to spare? Watch Les Miserables! That movie is great, but ridiculously long. Plus, hot guys and Anne Hathaway is a prostitute. YOLO! 

5. Two words. Sims 2/3/Medieval. You'll waste a good 30 minutes alone just creating your first Sim... and then there's building and decorating their home. Before you know it, you'll be in tomorrow! 

6. Take some new selfies in your bathroom! Instagram that ish and then upload to Facebook. Be sure to let the whole world know how ugly you think you look so the desperate and horny guys (who you don't even know, btw) you're FB friends with will comment and tell you how much they'd like to get to know you better. Works every single time, y'all. 

7. Make a list of things you could be doing instead of what you are supposed to be doing. Wait a second....

So, now you're all ready to avoid that paper you've been meaning to write or not do the pile of laundry that's currently scattered all over your floor. I know you can do it... or not do it? Either way, happy procrastinating!